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I was at my local BJ's wholesale to buy my weekly case of cranberry juice. As it happens,
they have pet supplies in the adjacent aisle. Walking past the pet supplies, something
catches my eye. It's a Mister Bill doll. I mentally scratch my head, wondering what this
icon of the 80s was doing in the store today and examine the package. there is a hole
in the package inviting me to squeeze his belly. I do this and "Oohhhh noooOOOOOOoooooo...."
comes out, just as I would expect to hear from Mister Bill.

Then I realize what the rest of the package is saying. It's a package of doggy chew toys.

Then I laughed out loud, in the store.

For a moment, I was tempted to buy the thing.

Then I remembered I don't have a dog.