The party is triumphant!

Finally, the glorious people of Massachusetts have removed the counterrevolutionary upstarts from power and restored the one party to all positions of power!   All power to the people!   Hail Kennedy! 

So. I have this dilemma....

I bought a ten pound slab of white chocolate to share out at a party I was planning on attending at FurFright.   The party in  question never happened, so the slab of chocolate is still sitting in my car.    While I'm certianly tempted to just slowly chunk it up and eat it all myself.... it is ten pounds of chocolate.    Neither my waistline nor my teeth would be improved by that course of action.     So... What should I do with it?   

Keep it home and eat it anyway?
Bring it into work and let the locusts descend upon it?
Bring it into NESFA some wednesday for a different group of locusts?  
Donate it to a homeless shelter? 
Something else I haven't thought of?