Thoughts on the zombie apocalypse.

Last weekend was Boskone. I was, as usual, running the con suite. Saturday morning as I was busy keeping the coffee pots brewing to fend off the coffee-seeking hordes, and watching them fumble with the air pots to get their caffeine fix, I had an epiphany. When the zombie apocalypse comes, I don't need massive firepower and fortresslike home construction. I just need enough good strong coffee and Irish breakfast tea.

Because they don't want my brains, they just want to get their brains awake and working again. Coffee. tea. cola. chocolate. Anything with caffeine. Those are the vital supplies for the zombie apocalypse. And tomorrow morning too.